Archives - Willie Clark
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It's all shit to me: a quest for the best bathroom on campus
An exploration and evaluation of the best bathrooms on campus. Read More
News
CAB announces Howie Mandel as Winterfest Weekend Comedian
CAB announces Howie Mandel as the stand-up comedian for this year's Winterfest Weekend. Read More
The Willies
Where did the last year go? It seems like just yesterday that I was sitting down to hand out 2009’s coveted “Willies” awards. Read More
Ed Observers
Catholics, condoms and the Pope himself
Congratulations Catholics, you can now use condoms. Well, only if you are a male prostitute. Or ish. Last week Pope Benedict XVI released his new book and interview,in it making the most revolutionary change in a Pope’s viewing of sexual condom policy ever.And at least the good news is that the Pope has decided that […]
Is your girlfriend using a webcam? It ain’t for catching up
Ah technology. From the iPad to Blu Ray, we really are living in a new era of bustling technological activity. We’ve done everything from putting a man on the moon to making computers that can almost out-think us, all for the benefit of mankind. One piece of technology, however, may be responsible for the downfall […]
News
Four Loko outlawed across New York state
The combination of caffeine and alcohol in Four Loko has been deemed dangerous by the FDA, causing the drink to be banned across New York state. Read More
News
Bookstore to rent out textbooks
Starting in January of next semester, just in time for the upcoming spring semester, the River Campus Bookstore will be opening a new chapter in its textbook offerings for students. The new program will allow students to rent textbooks for their courses. Previously, students had to either purchase new books or used copies through the […]
‘Kirby’s Epic Yarn’ strings fans along
The team at Good Feel has managed the impossible — to make the cutest video game hero even cuter. Read More
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Eastman renovations nearing completion
In December, Eastman will be opening their new renovations to the public during a week-long celebration. Read More
Sonic hedges out the competition in new game
Once a mascot leading the ship of SEGA into the port of (somewhat) success, the blue blur certainly has seen better days. Read More
