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How to show up late to lecture in a way that disrupts everything
To get an awful high-pitched squeaking noise to emanate from the door, open it slowly. Picture yourself as a charming breeze slowly blowing the door open. Read More
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How to fake grief when that kid who asks unrelated questions in lecture to seem smart is murdered
Every time someone mentions the dead kid’s name, you can’t stop a Joker-like grin from engulfing your whole face. How do you hide this? Read More
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Argument breaks out in first-year quad over who is the most pre-med pre-med
In a particularly heated moment, onlookers reported that it appeared one student tried to papercut another using her laminated CV. Read More
