Archives - John Pinto
Bug Jar
Frat bro exposed to competence
Frat Brother accidentally goes to the Eastman campus. He was stunned by what he found there. Read More
Guns
GOP says: Ban schools
This past Friday, GOP lawmakers announced a party-wide initiative to end school shootings by banning schools. Read More
Humor
Microsoft announces new product: The Zune
In response to Apple's market domination, Microsoft announced the release of their new MP3 player, the Zune. Read More
UR Joking
Yellowjacket Nests Banned as Decorations
The administration-backed initiative to ban the nests finally passed last week, despite stiff opposition from students. Read More
Humor
Mr. Clean voted Sexiest Man Alive
The cleaning product’s mascot beat contenders like Leonardo DiCaprio, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and perennial favorite Jeb Bush. Read More
