Disappointing
Why I Quit My Psychology Major: I Had a One Night Stand with Sigmund Freud
I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
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She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen.
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chimp
Monkey Buisness
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Clash Royale Cub
Not Sure How Your Meeting With Your Club Advisor Went? Introducing Mailboxd: Let Our Club Advisors Rate Your Meetings!
If you’re on the executive board of one of our 280+ student clubs and organizations, you’ve probably either intentionally or unintentionally overshared to your poor club advisor at an ungodly hour, holding them hostage, preventing them from leaving their office. Read More
comments
Congrats, it’s a CT article!
“editors” will wrap the article in highlights and comments, dissecting it under the cold glaring lights of the windowless, godless room. Read More
marriage
Marrying the voices in my head
I was holding Jimmithy’s hand with a ring on my finger. And... someone else’s. I turned to my side, and Steve Read More
