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2000-2001 sports recap
FootballThe Yellowjackets closed this season with style as they romped Case Western Reserve University 41-10 at home Nov. 11. The team finished 6-4 overall and placed fourth in the University Athletic Association and tied for first in the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Association ? UR?s first winning season since 1993. Senior Lance Ramer and junior Brian […]
Ask Us: What's the history of the rock in front of the Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls?
It?s tradition. Every UR student should at one point or another go to paint the rock outside the Susan B. Anthony Residence Halls. The rock has played a significant part in UR history since 1967, when it was placed outside SBA after being unearthed when Rush Rhees Library was enlarged. During construction, builders were going […]
What sex is really about
A chance encounter with the hot guy down the hall leads to a night of passionate sex. An innocent game of spin the bottle leads to a make-out session with your best friend ? and you?re the same sex. Your boyfriend invites you to take part in a threesome, and you willingly oblige. This is […]
Men kick to the top of the ECACs
Men?s soccer won its third Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference championship on Sunday Nov. 12 with a 1-0 victory over Nazareth College at SUNY Fredonia. Sophomore Jacques Appleby scored for the Yellowjackets midway through the first half as UR was able to hold on to its lead for the rest of the game thanks in part […]
Spring break shenanigans
Spring break vacations are a funny thing. They are not typical vacations, like those you have taken in the past, where you feel it is your duty to hit a museum or two. Nor do you feel a need to soak up the local culture ? you would rather rape and pillage the society and […]
Horoscope
Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Kindness is one of your beautiful traits, but it will not take you anywhere. Make use of those sharp claws on the nearest full moon. Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? So what if life is a pain? Get your tushie up and figure it out, but with your narcissistic nature […]
Terrifying toothpaste
There are a lot of things in this world that taste bad. I mean really bad. Bad beyond any taste sensation we humans were ever supposed to experience.It had been a late night. I had been drinking single malt scotches and Ale all night, and I was feeling rough.As I walked home, a horrible film […]
Reveling/Rocking' a melodic masterpiece for DiFranco
?Coming of age during the plague of Reagan and Bush / Watching capitalism gun down democracy / It had this funny effect on me? exclaims Ani DiFranco on her new record. ?Reckoning/Revelling? is DiFranco?s 15th album to date. This time around, DiFranco pleases her fans with an extra dosage by releasing a double album of […]
True education faces real world
For me, it is senior year. Finally! Already? As the rsums are rolling through the printers at CLARC, students voice ominous complaints and worries about the ?real world? more frequently. I wonder what ?real world? means to them? Why do people not want to go there? Why have people insulated themselves from it for the […]
Dance groups desire adequate space
It is sad to me that the dance groups have no designated space to use and to call their own since the renovations of the dance studio. The renovation was a waste of money. In fact, it was a waste of my money. I cannot believe that the funding that went into the studio had […]