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Results of UR's HIV vaccine trials were released Monday, revealing the effectiveness of the third phase of a recent study. Although the vaccine proved to be generally ineffective in producing antibodies to fight the virus, it was somewhat more effective for black and Asian volunteers."The vaccine provided fairly robust protection in African-Americans," the Principal Investigator […]

The goal is to kill people and the more people you kill, the more prizes you get. At least, that's the idea behind the campus-wide game of Assassins that started this Monday.In Assassins, everyone is given a nametag with someone else's name on it. They then have to hunt down this person and stick the […]

The UR Debate team is currently ranked seventh in the nation and they are aspiring to be number one. "The next few weeks are very important," Director of Forensics and Head Debate Coach Sam Nelson said. "I think we have a chance to be number one in both of the final rankings at the end […]

For the second consecutive week, the men's track and field team competed at Cornell University. And once again the meet was deemed a success. Calling the meet as a whole "very good," head coach John Izzo added that the team achieved its goal of "again qualifying a number of people for postseason meets." Although Izzo […]

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Dear Mr. Editor, I recently travelled down to your fine university to visit a friend of mine whom I met at a camp in Ontario. I thoroughly enjoyed my visit and found the University of Rochester to be more than comfortable for a Canadian like myself. I did not fit in entirely. I called forks, […]