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Sex and the CT
What is it about the word "date" that makes boys say "um?" and girls say, "pass the dictionary." In the olden days, dates were the staple of American male-female courting. Young men and women across the country were awkwardly sipping on chocolate malts and getting to know each other over rare hamburgers at the local […]
Maybe later?
Procrastination. We're college students, we know the word well. Is it a crisis or a thing of beauty? Maybe, a bit of both? If you're like me, it's an important word to live by. Before writing my five page report due promptly at 9 a.m. the following day, serious procrastination has to occur. First, the […]
Campus Caffeine Craze
For thousands of eons, students have relied on stimulants to keep them focused and alert. Fire, Ritalin, nicotine, coffee and walrus blubber - most effective in that order - have all been utilized as academic enhancing drugs. Illegal drugs used to enhance one's focus appear to be on the decline, and are being replaced by […]
Horoscopes
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Well, it looks like the cold weather has arrived. Time to say goodbye to cleavage and thighs! Taurus (April 20-May 20) - As you walk through the PRR, you will wonder what class everyone is taking that requires such extensive Facebook usage. Gemini (May 21-June 21) - You will always […]
From the Editor: The best of Times
The Campus Times chronicles the news, activities, opinions and events of everyone at the University, except its own staff. Well, this is my last issue as editor of volume 133, so I'm going to disregard our policies and engage in some shameless self-promotion. I'm going to talk about us, the CT, because in the words […]
On a quest for constructive critiques
Everyone's a critic. From discussions about last week's episode of "House, M.D.," to the endless blogs on every topic, all the way up to the popular press, there's an opportunity for everyone to give their opinion on the latest whatever. Many of those who make their living analyzing the fruits and flops of pop and […]