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Jackets miss out on League title
In the inaugural Centennial Cup against Hobart College, the football team went home without a trophy, ending their six-game winning streak and their chance at the Liberty League title by a score of 30-14. Although senior running back Matt Bielecki carried the ball 42 times and led a strong offensive unit, UR's missed opportunities and […]
Life, Love… Sport
In response to people making fun of my greeting every week, we will from now on just get on with it. It will be a totally Spartan experience. This week in Life, Love... Sport (Grim Gobbler Edition), we shall discuss a myriad of topics, ranging from one end of the sports spectrum to the other. […]
Hasselwander qualifies for Nationals
Senior Kellie Hasselwander may have hit some snags in her training during last year's cross country season due to injury, but she came back strong this year and made up for her losses, qualifying for the NCAA National Championship meet. She will travel to Northfield, Minn. on Saturday to participate in the race, hosted by […]
America loves the rebel aesthetic
If Che Guevara was born 50 years later and got any percentage of t-shirt sales, he probably wouldn't have been executed in Bolivia. Instead, he probably would have been chilling out at L.A. clubs, starring in a sitcom on NBC that failed three episodes later, having a random fling with Reese Witherspoon, later being pulled […]
Not so kosher: Bat Mitzvah gets crashed
Nearly a full decade after my Bar Mitzvah prime, I stood in front of the revolving doors of the Hyatt, contemplating whether or not to crash a random Bat Mitzvah. But fate intervened. Behind me, a chartered bus pulled up to the front entrance of the hotel. As the bus doors slid open, a hoard […]
Campus housing has room for improvement
Southside has a bad reputation. Students who live there are constantly forced to defend it - "It's not that far away," they say, or "I love having a bathtub," they claim. "A full-size fridge is better than a half-size fridge," they surmise. And they persistently ask, "What's so bad about Southside?"In a word? Everything. Southside […]
Good food, good meat, good God, we're crazy!
Like a regular visitation from a dear relative, that same Adam Sandler turkey song comes drifting through the radio, and I am surprised that another year has passed - that another wave of rolls and cranberry sauce is on its way and, with it, those ancient Thanksgiving traditions. My family isn't much for tradition from […]
Get To Know Me: Dave Nissan
Senior Dave Nissan is not your typical pre-med student. In addition to studying biology, Nissan is pursuing a second major in history. He is also a volunteer with the Friends of Strong and devotes a significant amount of time to his position as a teaching assistant for chemistry and molecular biology. This semester, Nissan also […]
Find a smooth new sexy style of grooming
Just as it's expected of women to shave the hair on their legs and underarms, it's also expected that they groom their pubic hair. Men, too, are expected to do some grooming of their pubic hair, although the standards are miles higher for women than they are for men, and the upkeep involved in maintaining […]
Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Remember girls, it's better to drink too much vodka and get the spins than drink too much beer and get rolls.Taurus (April 20-May 20) - You will be pleasantly surprised when the cute equestrian you meet loves to ride bareback!Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Since you're the twin born first, […]
