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Aries (March 21-April 19) - Feeling bad about your excessive PDA? Don't worry, it turns everyone else on. Taurus (April 20-May 20) - The hippie party at CLC will be much more fun after you have some of their mushroom pizza.Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Stoned? There's a Visine for that.Cancer (June 22-July 22) - […]
Morning awakening provokes unforeseen consequences
As I awaken each morning, it takes 10 minutes for me to transition from a lethargic stupor to a Richard Simmons-like state of energy. On most occasions, however, my habitual procrastination entails that I won't have the luxury of spending those 10 minutes sitting up in bed and staring idly into space. Friday, however, is […]
How steroids soften masculinity
When reports of Roger Clemens using performance-enhancing drugs surfaced in early January, I can't say I was surprised in the least bit. Not to say that I expected one of baseball's most revered pitchers of all time to be a juicer, but it seems that these days not doing steroids makes you some sort of […]
Eating disorders combine with furniture to create art
Nearly 10 million females and 1 million males in the United States are afflicted by an eating disorder such as anorexia or bulimia nervosa, according to the National Eating Disorder Association. Photographer and installation artist Joy Christiansen examines the issues of eating disorders through the exhibit "Family Gathering: A Look into the World of Eating […]
Alan "Abababa" signs and shines in Hoyt
The term "sign language" had always been a bit of a misnomer for me. The word "language" suggests a unique ability to communicate emotion and meaning simultaneously, and I was unconvinced that, without words, you could convey the same amount of feeling and uphold the same standard of narrative integrity that you can with spoken […]
Bad Excuses
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Homage to Gary Larson
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Everyone's Beautiful
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Voices sing out in honor of Black History Month
As the snow slowly melted and the wind whistled a peaceful, gentle song among the trees, a quiet Sunday evening was transformed into a spiritual uproar of pride and passion as the UR Christian Fellowship and Afro-Expressions presented an exceptional Gospel Concert in honor of Black History Month. The Interfaith Chapel was filled with rich […]
"No Country For Old Men" offers bloodbath and brutality
O Coen Brothers, where art thou? After a decade of passable yet uninspired fare such as "The Ladykillers" and "Intolerable Cruelty," we may finally be witnessing the resurgence of a duo that once won an Oscar for teaching us the merits of putting a dead body through a wood chipper. All they needed for motivation […]
