Archives - Ashley Bardhan

Halloweekend, reviewed

I love Halloween because I love pain and watching Disney's "Hocus Pocus." I also like ghosts and being ghosted, mostly…

In defense of being lonely

I was looking for a way to gain jurisdiction over my heart, to most effectively put myself in the box of shame, but I found something more effective.

Horrorscopes

This star sign decoder reveals your fate for the month of October.

A party at Sig Ep, reviewed

“I can’t look at this,” said my friend Matty, as they exhaled a bulbous, opaque cloud of vape in the…

A party at Chi Phi, reviewed

What is hell? In 1320, Dante Alighieri's epic poem "La Divina Commedia" depicted hell as a swirling inferno, composed of…

Intro to sex at college

College: a hallowed stepping stone in the pathway to achieving traditional Western ideas of success. Do you know what else…

Ryan Beatty’s ‘Boy in Jeans,’ reviewed

When I listen to Ryan Beatty's recent album "Boy in Jeans," I feel like back I'm in high school —…
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Tinashe and Princess Nokia radiate strength

"Dandelion Day" and "empowering" are two phrases you might not normally use in the same sentence, but with Tinashe’s and…

‘The Party at the Place at the Time,’ reviewed

In the post-Snowden era, the omnipresence of digital surveillance is a constant, menacing threat. That's why I went to Alpha…

Mardis Gras frat party weekend, reviewed

"Fraternity," a word stemming from the Latin "fraternus" meaning "brotherly." The North American fraternity system itself can be traced as…