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February 28, 2014

Aaron Schaffer
Aaron Schaffer '16
campus

Putin
By Aaron Schaffer Mar 31, 2026
As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More
Disappointing

Putin
By Aaron Schaffer Mar 31, 2026
I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
chimp

Putin
By Aaron Schaffer Mar 31, 2026
he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More