Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? Go out and party your ass off. You have to feed your Id every once in a while. You never know, a DJ might save your life with a song that’ll change your life.
Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Don’t be a bitch. There is someone out there who would love to know you better. You should accept them with open arms.
Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? You have to give your all in the next couple of days so you can achieve the grade point average you want. Study. The 4.0 you want is never too far away.
Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Love takes time and it only happens when you are not looking. So, stop looking and concentrate on you family this week.
Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? You’ll always be somewhere on the outside. Appreciate that difference and move on. Sometimes meeting new people helps.
Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? Your love’s ex wants them back. It’s time to tell them to back off or you’ll have to deal with their sleazy ass.
Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Make yourself work against all odds. That is the only way you will get what you want when you want it. We know how picky you are.
Libra (Sept. 23?Oct . 22) ? Do you feel like a prisoner? Well, Libras tend to imprison themselves for no apparent reason. Get a life and a clue. Not everything is centered around you.
Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? It is getting colder and you are too. Sorry to tell you, but your friends have been noticing that and hating you for it, honey. Look at the brighter side for once.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Sweetheart, when you have a crush you cling on like there is no tomorrow. If you get the big rejection notice it is time to move on. There are other fish in Lake Ontario.
Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? Splash on some glitter and have fun during the nicer days before you get snowed in. I saw a double rainbow yesterday and, well, I remembered your sprightliness.
Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? It’s a sweet fantasy, but it is unlikely to happen anytime soon. Stop daydreaming and start working and someday that one sweet day might actually come.
(If you actually believe this, you’ve been listening to a little too much Mariah Carey. This is not to be taken seriously.)
