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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More

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As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More

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For the past few weeks, many students living in URochester’s Wilder dorm hall have complained about strange noises emanating from the building’s floors, causing sleep disturbances for some.  These noises began nearly four weeks ago, according to building residents. Yet their origins are still undiscovered.  “I would lie down, ready to go to bed, and […]