chimp
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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
Deportation
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It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More
Disappointing
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I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
