Emmely Eli Texcucano '25
Editor-in-Chief
April Fools
Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
american politics
The DeLorme Report: Trump’s America only policy is an ignorant one in Ukraine
I’d never thought that a hasty White House visit from a foreign leader would shift my opinion on a subject…
