Helena Feng '26
Managing Editor
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
crusade
My crusade against the UR parking office
I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.
April Fool's
Good advice Brian
Well, that’s too bad – I’m actually just going to gatekeep all of this information. You won’t get a peep out of me.
