Allie Tay '25
Senior Staff
April Fools
Bird Flu? I sure hope they did!
We asked her if she’s ever seen one of these species fly before, when they wanted to, of course. Duck let out a nervous chuckle and flushed bright red, fidgeting in her chair.
american politics
Muerte a la Migra
The nightmare of full deportation has no chance of realization. But it is still our responsibility to protect our most vulnerable compatriots from senseless cruelty.
Midterms
Top 5 Campus Napping Spots
And here’s another perk: You also get to wake up in a surprisingly new location every time — teleportation style.
