Congratulations to the Class of 2020! As of yesterday, many of you have finally gotten the graduation ceremony you deserve. 

We know it’s been a long time since you were here, but we owe you proper recognition. It’s more or less customary for the Campus Times to give the graduating classes an affectionate 15 seconds of fame and our well-wishes. Much like everything else, however, custom and familiarity got pushed to the wayside during spring 2020.

But we haven’t forgotten about you.

We want to give you the congratulations you missed and the acknowledgement you deserve. It’s been two years since you left campus, and hopefully those of you reading this article have discovered that the world after college isn’t so bad (or maybe it is). No matter where you are right now, CT wants to applaud you for finishing your degree under the worst possible circumstances, without even a proper graduation ceremony to send you off.

Welcome back to Meliora Weekend, this time as an alumnus. Campus looks a lot different than it did when you left — the hoards of students are back, but this time, fully masked. Classes have returned to in-person. UR has (almost) returned to normal.

We know you must be feeling nostalgic, maybe disappointed, as you walk around campus seeing the current seniors experiencing the final year of college you never got to have. We know you entered the “real” world (read: the job market) completely obliterated. We know it must have been difficult, and continues to be difficult. 

But we’re proud of you, and we wish you continued luck. Or, if you need it, ever better luck.



Roachester’s new delicacy

Now, the next time you get charged by a roach after entering Simon Business School or have to play with way-too-small beetles, just scoop them up with your hand, roast them, and now you have a perfect meal to enjoy.

Jason Momoa performs humiliation ritual in the form of “A Minecraft Movie”

As a whole, this movie was bad in about every way a movie can possibly be bad. ’m not quite pretentious enough to pretend the purpose of “A Minecraft Movie” is to provide a great work of art to an adult population of English majors.

Trump’s visa revocations reach UR

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