Free the monkeys

These poor creatures were being experimented on to learn calculus, neuroscience, electrical circuitry, and art. They were staying up until 4 a.m. trying to figure out how to complete these wild assignments.

BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once

This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.

Mangelsdorf spotted protesting for Palestine, pledges to support students

“My responsibility as [UR’s] president is to protect and support students,” Mangelsdorf told the crowd.