book smarts
How do you know if someone is smart?
Everyone is smart in their own way — it might not be the same as someone else or in the same way. And that is okay.
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing.
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired.