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I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More

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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More

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“editors” will wrap the article in highlights and comments, dissecting it under the cold glaring lights of the windowless, godless room. Read More