hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired.
Celebrity
“Celebrity Skin,” celebrity mind: The rise and reign of Doja Cat
To be a celebrity in the public light isn’t to fully exist as yourself: it’s to put on a character. We may not truly know Doja Cat, and we might never.
desperation
The Freshman Guide to Making Friends
Walk up to someone, get on your knees, and shout, “PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!!!” Bonus points if you start hysterically sobbing.
