aLTEREDKirbs

Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More

aLTEREDKirbs

She ran over, picked [👦] up, and threw him off the [♨️💨🎈]. Then, she [🔥⬇️] the kitchen. 😡😧🤬😨🤬🔪😱💥💥💥🙄😰😮‍💨😵‍💫😑😵 Read More

aLTEREDKirbs

“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More