Archive: Apr 2005
Seligman gets machine
By seligman's angelsTranvestites Part I Out-going President Thomas "I've got your money" Jackson officially handed over to President-Elect Joel Seligman the key to UR's weather machine Friday morning."As [my reign comes] to an end, I [needed to] tie [up loose] ends," Jackson said, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Last week, I [cashed out my Cayman […]
Criminal crack ring busted
By Charles MansonDead Man WalkingSeveral UR employees were arrested on Monday on drug trafficking charges in connection with the Cogeneration project.The Cogeneration project is responsible for tearing up the campus during the past year and making a big mess. It is also responsible for transporting 300 kilograms of crack cocaine to Canada through newly constructed […]
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