They’re actually funny this week!! Promise!!
capitalism
Help, my roommate took ECON 108!
I was willing to overlook the basic annoyances, such as his grumbling “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” when we’d pass food being given out.
flu
During midterm season, prioritize UR health in advance
It’s been three weeks since classes started, and if you’re like us here at the Campus Times, you’re sick and tired.
elevators will be elevators
TikTok trend spurs rise in campus elevators thefts
Close acquaintances of the dirty, dirty criminals claimed that one party “would sneak his hand in at the last second to feel how tight it squeezed."
