A Horning Construction back-hoe sits outside the entrance to the Quad Annex, Wednesday morning. Horning is replacing the entry-way stairs that were damaged last year.
April Fool's
Free the monkeys
These poor creatures were being experimented on to learn calculus, neuroscience, electrical circuitry, and art. They were staying up until 4 a.m. trying to figure out how to complete these wild assignments.
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
April Fools
BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once
This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.
