Members of the newly founded UR Poker Club hold their first poker tournament in the Pit of Wilson Commons Wednesday night. They hope to apply for SA recognition next fall, and anyone who wants to partake in future poker night are welcome – look for signs around campus.

My love, cheesecake

I love you, cheesecake, and everything you are to me. 

A letter to future UR kids

You can be bent over for two reasons at this school — either you're laughing so hard you can’t breathe, or you’re getting fucked over.

Find X: Identifying humanity in “Homework, Horizons, and Hellscapes”

Underneath the graphs, hidden behind rational squares and plotted timelines, are thousands of unnamed voices, crying out from between x and y.