Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Your love life has been in a slump lately, but that will soon change. The one you never considered just may be the one who’s perfect for you.

Libra (Sept. 23?Oct. 22) ? Just because you’re unhappy doesn’t mean that everyone around you has to be, too. Misery loves company, but being in your company has become to miserable to bear. Cheer up, or you’ll drive your friends away, and that will just be one more thing to be unhappy about.

Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? It’s a new year, with new classes, new friends ? new enemies? Not this year. Your summertime transformation is noticed by those around you, and greatly appreciated.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Love isn’t always easy, but it is worth it. Have patience, and the rough patches will smooth themselves out soon enough.

Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? Life is improving in a variety of ways. Your positive attitude is an important factor in these improvements. Keep it up, and things will only get better.

Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? A recent influx of cash has got you feeling good. Try to keep the money from burning a hole in your pocket, you’ll want it next month.

Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? This semester is a busy one, but if you can survive it, it will be worth it. Success takes effort, but the rewards are great.

Aries (March 21?April 19) ? You have been questioning your relationship lately. Maybe it’s time to take a step back and reevaluate your priorities. You may need to spend some time alone for a while.

Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? Lose the attitude. People are sick of dealing with your moodiness, and if you don’t watch it, you’re going to alienate people permanently.

Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Your generosity will be repaid soon enough. Kindness always comes back to you, so be patient and good things will happen.

Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? If you’ve been feeling run down lately, it’s time to start paying attention to your body. Make an effort to get more sleep over the next week, and you will feel much better.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? You haven’t been much attention to your family lately, and they’ve noticed. Give them a call, it’s easy enough and it will make their day. After all, your family helped get you to college, you might as well remember to thank them.

(If you actually believe this, you’ve been sniffing too many highlighters. This is not to be taken seriously.)



Notes by Nadia: The myth of summer vacation

Summer vacation is no longer a vacation.

UR Baseball beats Hamilton and RIT

Yellowjackets baseball beat Hamilton College on Tuesday and RIT on Friday to the scores of 11–4 and 7–4, respectively.

The NBA’s MVP candidates

Against the Cleveland Cavaliers, center Nikola Jokić posted 26 points, 18 rebounds, and 16 assists in 35 minutes. That same…