Dear Campus Times,
You stink! What issue is online? Not the last one. Punks! How are people going to read the last Juicy or Truth in Small Doses? Personally, I think Steve should be beaten.
Yours,Joan
April Fool's
Don’t save the bees!
And you know what the worst part of it is? Not a single one of them apologized afterward. They just went back to their frivolous bee activities.
crusade
My crusade against the UR parking office
I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
