Libra (Sept. 23?Oct. 22) ? Take advantage of this month, because it will be one of the only times that the spotlight will shine on you deservedly.
Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? Let?s say you are a street and your love interest is another street and it is rush hour. The intersection of your lifestyles would then be a mess.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Wow! This past weeks has been hell on earth for you. But don?t worry, your personality is bound to recapture the magic you instill in people?s lives.
Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? You must be chill right now after realizing that this year has been one of the better times in your life, but wait until the stars have their way with you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? You are always misunderstood and the unsung hero in most happenings. The Milky Way always has its way and soon you?ll be recognized for your efforts.
Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? Finally, you realized you are too much of a nurturer for anyone in need of care. Now is the time when you take a step back and look at the bigger picture.
Aries (March 21?April 19) ? Yes, you guessed it ? things have been sloping down on your life scale, but don?t worry ? Neptune suggests a change in that trend in the near future.
Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? Stay in touch with the people you really care about and then you?ll obtain full satisfaction from life. Your kind needs a companion at all times or else you?ll collapse.
Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Your sensitivity is making you too fragile for life. Sometimes you need to bring out the inner bitch to deal with daily struggles.
Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? You say you are going to do one thing and then you do the total opposite. These organizational skills will catapult you into a darker place that you really would rather stay the hell out of.
Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? Imposter! Stop taking credit for what you haven?t done. We all know how conniving you are. You have no one to blame but yourself when you are left without a shoulder to cry on.
Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Yes, it?s time for you to relax and unwind. Pour yourself a cup of your favorite beverage and enjoy the life. You?ve worked hard and now is the time you chilled.
(If you actually believe this, you?ve been eating too much Danforth grub. This is not to be taken seriously.)
