?Who is Johnny Flavorjeans?? will be one of the performers in Habitat for Humanity?s annual ?Battle of the Bands? that will take place this evening, starting at 10 p.m. in the Drama House. There will be five UR bands performing including ?The Dictators? and ?Intellectual Applesauce.? Each band plays a 50 minute set. The event will conclude at 3 a.m. Tickets are $5 and will be available at the door.



I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story

Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?

In Memoriam, Freddy D.

Months went by. Freddy D. seemingly disappeared from the minds and memories of many. Then one day, I had a Carrie Bradshaw moment.

Getting touched by the boogeyman

At the tender age of 18, I was horribly frightened by such stories. After all, I didn’t want to be taken away to the dark lands by the Boogeyman.