See, now you?re just lying. You know you want a better parking spot, fewer tickets and a little courtesy. But, once again, choice can only fix some things in life, and River Campus parking ain?t one of them. Walk, don?t drive, to Story G, page 12.



H-1B visas: another way Trump’s policies don’t make sense

Experienced economics have determined that immigrants actually boost the economy and have a generally positive effect on American-born citizens’ place in the job market.

Candy stolen from babies at Strong Memorial Hospital

Currently, officials suspect that the robbers took the candy using a stolen utility ladder and glass-breaking power tools to enter through the back window.

“Smash the Crash” opens exhibition in Frontispace

If you’ve come across an incident of a bird-window collision on campus, you’re not alone.