Pisces (Feb. 19?March 20) ? This has been a pretty good week for you. Lady Luck is smiling upon you, and it looks as though your fortunes may be bright for a while.

Aries (March 21?April 19) ? It?s time to face the fact that spring break is officially over. You?re back at school, it?s cold, and you have work to do, but so does everyone else. You don?t have a special right to complain.

Taurus (April 20?May 20) ? Sick of people constantly nagging you? If everyone is telling you the same thing, maybe it?s time to take their advice. If it doesn?t work, you can always go back to ignoring them.

Gemini (May 21?June 21) ? Feeling a little down? One of the best way to feel better about yourself is to help someone else. Do something nice for someone else, and you will feel like a million dollars.

Cancer (June 22?July 22) ? Spring is finally on the way. Take advantage of the warmth and get outside. You never know, maybe you?ll run into a hottie in the park.

Leo (July 23?Aug. 22) ? Someone?s been doing you a favor, and you?ve been ignoring it. Remember not to bite the hand that feeds you, because karma is a killer.

Virgo (Aug. 23?Sept. 22) ? Try not to stress out too much, all that work you?ve been doing lately is going to pay off soon. You will get the recognition that you deserve.

Libra (Sept. 23?Oct . 22) ? You?ve learned that good things come to those who wait. Take the time to appreciate what has come to you, and share it with others.

Scorpio (Oct. 23?Nov. 21) ? You?ve been trying new things and coming out of your shell a little. Others have noticed, and soon you will notice them noticing you.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22?Dec 21) ? Last time I checked, Janet Jackson was the diva being celebrated on ?Icon.? Leave your attitude at the door, because no one appreciates a drama queen.

Capricorn (Dec. 22?Jan. 19) ? Everywhere you go, you are loved. Your great sense of humor brings a smile to the face of everyone you meet. Do the world a favor, and just keep being who you are.

Aquarius (Jan. 20?Feb. 18) ? It may seem as though you?ve been living under your own personal rain cloud lately. Your bad luck and bad mood will pass, and the sun will come out again.

(If you actually believe this, you?re still drunk from too much spring break fun. This is not to be taken seriously.)



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