Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”

 

On the 12th Day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me:

12 months of chaos,

11 thousand dumb tweets,

10 fired staffers,

9 priceless Mooch quotes,

8 Kim Jong Un threats,

7 “Fake News” outlets,

6 failed repeal bills,

5 covfefe,

4 indicted aides,

3 Muslim bans,

2 chiefs of staff,

And a big, beautiful, nonexistent Wall.



The stakes are lower than you think

Sleep and diet can fall by the wayside when a cumulative exam remains to be studied for.

The joyous unity of “Mr. Brightside”

Many tracks have come and gone over the years as frat house staples — “Mo Bamba” is probably the latest…

Sarah Mangelsdorf makes history as next UR president

Sarah Mangelsdorf has been named the 11th University president. She will be the first woman to lead the school.