Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”

 

On the 12th Day of Christmas, The Donald gave to me:

12 months of chaos,

11 thousand dumb tweets,

10 fired staffers,

9 priceless Mooch quotes,

8 Kim Jong Un threats,

7 “Fake News” outlets,

6 failed repeal bills,

5 covfefe,

4 indicted aides,

3 Muslim bans,

2 chiefs of staff,

And a big, beautiful, nonexistent Wall.



Sports entertainment can be the future

For years, I thought World Wrestling Entertainment was a punchline. Why would people spend time watching a sporting event they know is fake?

Gabbey reflects on first pitching outing

Senior Owen Gabbey has been a key player for Men’s Baseball this year, playing first base, third base, and catcher. Additionally, he made his first pitching appearance two weeks ago, when his four scoreless innings helped the ‘Jackets come back to defeat St. Lawrence.

Don’t force creativity

Creativity is a powerful force, yet forced creativity has the power to kill creativity. Creativity makes us diverse individuals. Forced creativity makes us try to live up to what others believe creativity should be.