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November 09, 2011

Junior Sunny Sandu tests the new version of URTXT

Caitlin Olfano
Caitlin Olfano
blood

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By Caitlin Olfano Sep 6, 2026
Donating blood is a bad idea and you shouldn’t do it. Just think about it. Think about it real hard. It’s your own blood, and you really need it. Read More
boss bitch

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That's it! So forgive me for thinking that even college life would be suitable for me. I’m a succulent succulent! I’m meant to thrive in harsh scenarios, like the boss bitch I am. Read More
Apps

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If you somehow managed to make it through Welcome Week with fewer than 100 pieces of paper, under 30 new stickers, and fewer than three new apps, you might not know what I’m talking about. Read More