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Waste of Space: Hooked
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"Day by Day…"
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Celibacy Now
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Cronenberg proves thugs have a story to tell
David Cronenberg is messed up. As the modern "Baron of Blood," Cronenberg has the capacity to unnerve his audience with the flip of a switchblade. He also has license to do pretty much whatever he wants when it comes to making films.In a career spanning five decades, Cronenberg has gone from zombie films ("Shivers") to […]
It's a Pun!
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Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Remember, a turbo never uses the brakes on the road to Pound Town.Taurus (April 20-May 20) - Sometimes you wonder if anyone else sees the irony of a Cosmo article that mentions your girlfriend being titled, "His Ultimate Sex Fantasy."Gemini (May 21-June 21) - During rush, it's important to remember […]
En Garde!
Two blades gleam in the light. Two figures advance on each other, gloved, clad in white, right arms up and at the ready. One man lunges at his opponent. The foe moves simultaneously. Their movements send each past the other, but the second, with the reflexes of a cat, manages a jab in the other's […]
Rival departments vie for prominence
UR is currently undergoing an identity crisis that other schools would love to have - a clash between the guitar-wielding musicians of the humanities departments and the textbook-wielding pre-meds of the science departments. And so the question arises: Who is the heart and soul of UR?First glance would tell you that this is no contest […]
Weight-room regulars always easy to spot
It's 8:30 in the morning, and I'm at the gym, finishing up a set of power cleans. There are approximately 10 other people in the gym at this time. Even though I've never met them, I feel like I could walk over and start a conversation as if we were old-time buddies. Not because I'm […]
Leaving campus one Phase at a time
Last year, when my mom found out that I would be living in a house off campus for my Take Five year, she was enraged. "Off campus? What are you trying to do, sabotage your last year of college?" "But mom," I began, "I'll be saving $300 a month just on rent." "Rent?" she shot […]
