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Swimming takes seventh at UAAs
Both the men's and the women's swim teams finished up their seasons at the University Athletic Association Championships this past weekend at the Webster Athletic Center. The championships ran from Feb. 20-22 and started on Wednesday with diving preliminaries. Thursday was the first full day of competition for the 'Jackets, and competition continued until Saturday. […]
Men dominate final regular season home games
With 26 seconds left on the clock and the UR men's basketball team holding a 14-point lead over the Emory University Eagles, head coach Mike Neer called a timeout and put all five of his seniors on the floor for the final seconds of their last regular-season home game. This group has been a reason […]
Celibacy Now
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Senior Blues
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Get to Know Me: Danielle Bombardier
Danielle Bombardier is a senior majoring in molecular genetics with a minor in women's studies. She is a co-coordinator for the campus group, Voices for Planned Parenthood (VOX) and is performing in the Vagina Monologues this Friday at 8 p.m. in Strong Auditorium. What is VOX?VOX is a reproductive rights group affiliated with Planned Parenthood. […]
How to kindly dish out advice to your lover
I have wildly inappropriate conversations about sex all the time. I'll sit in the Pit and talk about vaginal secretions. I don't hesitate to mention penis size or foreplay when I'm waiting in line at Starbucks. I feel perfectly at home postulating that good kissing means good oral sex when I'm in the tunnels on […]
It's a Pun!
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Horoscope
Aries (March 21-April 19) - Feeling bad about your excessive PDA? Don't worry, it turns everyone else on. Taurus (April 20-May 20) - The hippie party at CLC will be much more fun after you have some of their mushroom pizza.Gemini (May 21-June 21) - Stoned? There's a Visine for that.Cancer (June 22-July 22) - […]
Morning awakening provokes unforeseen consequences
As I awaken each morning, it takes 10 minutes for me to transition from a lethargic stupor to a Richard Simmons-like state of energy. On most occasions, however, my habitual procrastination entails that I won't have the luxury of spending those 10 minutes sitting up in bed and staring idly into space. Friday, however, is […]
How steroids soften masculinity
When reports of Roger Clemens using performance-enhancing drugs surfaced in early January, I can't say I was surprised in the least bit. Not to say that I expected one of baseball's most revered pitchers of all time to be a juicer, but it seems that these days not doing steroids makes you some sort of […]

