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Jason Momoa performs humiliation ritual in the form of “A Minecraft Movie”
As a whole, this movie was bad in about every way a movie can possibly be bad. ’m not quite pretentious enough to pretend the purpose of “A Minecraft Movie” is to provide a great work of art to an adult population of English majors. Read More
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Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy. Read More
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“Novocaine” provides immersive experience: slowly and painfully tortures audience for two hours
For a movie about a guy who can’t feel pain, I sure felt a lot of it while watching. And I don’t mean sympathetically. Read More
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“Captain America: Brave New World” isn’t the worst
In general, the film is a mixed bag. It isn’t quite a standout in the MCU, but it isn’t the worst, either. Read More
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“Wicked” soars above movie-musical expectations
Unlike many predecessors, it’s unafraid to present itself musically and indulges in the Ozian theatrics that have kept the show running for upwards of 20 years. Read More
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Wolf Man: A physical transformation without much heart
The film isn’t horrifying enough to excuse its plot, which rang as uninspired. Read More
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“Heretic” is thoughtful, but falls short in the fear aspect
I would definitely recommend it to anyone who likes a dialogue-heavy film, but not to someone who’s looking for a horror flick. Read More
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‘Here,’ There, and Everyone in One Shot
When I saw it, it made me remember how much I love Robert Zemeckis’ vision. Read More
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“The Wild Robot” is DreamWorks’ masterpiece
“The Wild Robot” may be one of the best movies of 2024 and one that shouldn’t be overlooked. In a bleak era of repetitive sequels, the film stands out for holding its own against other popular IPs. If you’re looking for a wholesome fall film, “The Wild Robot” is bound to complete the task. Read More
Films
“AFRAID” film review
Horror’s remarkable adaptability has made new sights plausible like the countless subgenres that can be found. From bloody slasher films like “Scream” and bone-chilling apocalyptic films like “World War Z,” there’s just about anything for everyone. For decades, the variety of selection has separated horror from its cinema counterparts, and with Bloomhouse’s new release “AFRAID,” […]
