beauty standards
Dedicated to everyone in the movie theater who laughed at “The Substance”
“The Substance”, though quite effectively campy and satirical at times, is not a comedy.
April Fool's
Free the monkeys
These poor creatures were being experimented on to learn calculus, neuroscience, electrical circuitry, and art. They were staying up until 4 a.m. trying to figure out how to complete these wild assignments.
April Fools
Weeding out space problems
The administration is using gated up rooms in Spurrier and Todd Union for the cultivation of high-quality recreational marijuana.
