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I was holding Jimmithy’s hand with a ring on my finger. And... someone else’s. I turned to my side, and Steve Read More

Long Distance

It is our great misfortune to report on the arrest and deportation of our Opinions Editor, Frankie Brereton. Read More

Long Distance

Our most relevant collective qualifications include having held the Opinions Editor position along with other positions in the CT before, in addition to being unintentionally funny AND people-pleasers to our own detriment. Read More