(Democrat and Chronicle staff photo by Jamie Germano, )
chimp
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he answers every single question in bios using a text to speech technolgy that im pretty sure he invented himself. Read More
fanfiction
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“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More
campus
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As yet another April rolls around, I have a confession. I, Ratty Scarvis, one of the rats that roams the dorms and lecture halls of this school, am a nepo baby. Read More

