Archives - Ethan Busch
Satire
Letter to the Editor: In Defense of Coronas
Why does everyone keep talking about Coronas coming from China? It’s definitely a Mexican beer. My Mom says I go to a New Ivy and am very intelligent. Read More
Diving
Swimming and Diving falls short on Senior Night
Swimming and Diving suffered a bittersweet defeat on Friday at their Senior Night. Read More
UR Joking
UR students report actual work was assigned on syllabus week
The beginning of the new semester is a time cherished by all. But students have come face-to-face with a terrifying new development: actual assignments. Read More
Squash
Squash takes victory in first home match
Varsity squash snapped a three match losing streak with a 7-2 win over the University of Western Ontario. Read More
UR Joking
Just finals things: stories from the library
Deep within the stacks, first-year Rudolph Redmond's shoulders were low and his neck bent. The ghosts of Webworks past seemed to haunt him. Read More
Squash
Squash is UR’s secret national star
Squash is a bit of an enigma to many UR students. A lot of people have no idea how the sport is played. A lot of people know that our men’s team is quite good at the sport. A lot of people think of squash as a preppy, elitist, exclusionary sport. For those who fall […]
Gleason
In defense of Gleason Library
There are a lot of elements that make Gleason great, so let’s take them one by one. Read More
drugs
Confused student learns that snow is not just a euphemism for cocaine
The would-be snow dealer, whose request for anonymity the Campus Times granted, hails from New Orleans, which may explain his confusion. Read More
Basketball
Men’s basketball wins cancer fundraiser
The UR Men’s and Women’s basketball teams competed in the annual Mark’s Pizzeria Crosstown Shootout, which pits local teams against each other to raise money for the American Cancer Society. Read More
Professional Sports
You can’t do that, Myles Garrett
Myles Garrett, you just can’t hit someone in the head with a helmet. I have mixed feelings about fighting in the NFL. Obviously fighting is bad — people get hurt enough playing football without including fisticuffs. It’s a penalty and a fine if you start or participate in a fistfight during an NFL game. It […]
