April Fool's
Exclusive interview: the little guys inside the Wilco speakers
In an exclusive interview with the CT on Sunday, I sat down with Dirm Pittleford, the chieftain of the little guys in the Wilco speakers, to find out more. Read More
edgy fanfic
Geedis 3: Need for Geed
I stifled a scream. “It’s okay, you can scream,” said Sarah Mangelsdorf. “I had this office specially soundproofed.” I screamed. Read More
Geedis
GEEDISQUEST: A wholesome IRL Geedis side quest
On the most recent anniversary of my eviction from the womb, I turned the key to my dorm and swung open the door to discover a startling sight: Geedis. Read More
Geedis
Review: The Land of Ta Season 1, Episode 18: “Where’s Geedis?” (1981)
You silly! Geedis cannot be killed. He is old. Older than the Sun and the Moon. And yet he is amiable, and a friend to everyone. You silly! Read More
Geedis
Help, Geedis is leaking again
Geedis is softly whispering to you as you drift into sleep. There is a low growling sound coming from the trees. Will you do his bidding? Read More
Bee Campus
Dear Spirit Coordinator: please let me beat up Rocky
I want blood. I don’t know who the current Spirit Coordinator is, but if they’re reading this, I have only one word for them: coward. Read More
hyperbowl
Stalking people on the Internet? You must be a Certified Bona Fide Journalism Man™!
No, Aunt Petricia, it would not be ethical for me to write an article about your famous beef stew, no matter how many it has inspired. Read More
rage against the signage
I really, really dislike this sign
This is not only wrong, but downright un-American. I refuse to elaborate on how. Read More
