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March 28, 2001

See, now you?re just lying. You know you want a better parking spot, fewer tickets and a little courtesy. But, once again, choice can only fix some things in life, and River Campus parking ain?t one of them. Walk, don?t drive, to Story G, page 12.

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Story F:
By CT Staff Apr 19, 2026
This is going to be a very different kind of article to what I normally write for this column. As the year winds down and we approach finals, so too approaches the date of my plane home and the end of my time at URochester. Read More
Drag Queen

Story F:
By CT Staff Apr 19, 2026
Far from being a mere trope in “backwardness” and an embarrassing relative that “barges in and out,” the Aunty, in Khubchandani’s analysis, are “nodes of structural repair.”  Read More
BladeSmart kitchen knife

Story F:
By CT Staff Apr 19, 2026
So, you have a degree in Biochemistry and English. You served in student government for four years, clustered in Astrophysics, and speak passable German. In other words, you’re unemployed.  Read More