Rattled by Pope Francis’ death, 89-year-old University professor Ben Dover decided the only way to find peace was to watch this year’s D-Day performer, Ferg. He later recounted to the CT that this was a great decision, as he quickly got over his grief when he “saw the huzz.” 

“In my old age, I just like to watch them have fun,” Dover said. “This is why I love this university, we got all types of huzz here! To paraphrase the D-Day performer, ‘This place is like Baskin-Robbins!’”

In response to this, all his students had to say was “ts pmo.”

 

Through laborious research, our editors have determined that “ts pmo” means “this shit pisses me off.” We think. Kids these days.

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