fanfiction
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“I’d like to lay you out,” said the brunette to the other brunette of a comparable height. She twirled her brunette locks coyly. “I meant the newspaper. I’d like to lay out the newspaper.” Read More
Disappointing
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I explained the wormhole situation, he sat me down on his couch and called me hysterical, and next thing you know his mouth was on mine and we were on the floor. Read More
Animal control
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For the past few weeks, many students living in URochester’s Wilder dorm hall have complained about strange noises emanating from the building’s floors, causing sleep disturbances for some. These noises began nearly four weeks ago, according to building residents. Yet their origins are still undiscovered. “I would lie down, ready to go to bed, and […]

