car crash
Careful what you wish for…
When asked about how they got their license, the culprit reported that they aced their driving test, which opened up yet another investigation into the local DMV and their standards. Read More
Fauver Stadium
Careful what you wish for…
This game was also their senior celebration, so all seven seniors received a sweet recognition with flowers and spiel while they walked to center field with their family before the game began. Read More
University Counseling Center (UCC)
Careful what you wish for…
The University will grant full legal, medical, and disciplinary amnesty from any wrongdoing they could commit on the sole condition that they write an essay afterward. Read More