Finn Abbey '25
Senior Staff
April Fools
BREAKING: Campus Times staff resigns seemingly all at once
This schedule was interrupted Sunday March 30, when seven elected staff members suddenly declared their immediate resignations from the newspaper.
April Fools
Dr. Olidamra’s commitment to benefiting armadillo research
“Yeah, he’s a bit... weird about his armadillos,” Deckham added, awkwardly shuffling his feet. “Like, he talks to them. A lot.”
american politics
The DeLorme Report: Trump’s America only policy is an ignorant one in Ukraine
I’d never thought that a hasty White House visit from a foreign leader would shift my opinion on a subject…
