Emmely Eli Texcucano '25
Editor-in-Chief
Bad Tattoo
This is awkward: I have a full back tattoo of Kanye and Jay-Z passionately embracing
Last week, I was at the public pool, about to swim a few laps, but I couldn’t even make it through one without being relentlessly mocked for my tattoo.
crusade
My crusade against the UR parking office
I allowed my predator to believe I was prey — let them roam the jungle, beat their chest, and act like they could never be defeated.
April Fools
I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story
Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?
