April Fool's
Climate, don’t change
How would you feel if every day, people told you that they can’t appreciate you for who you are? You’d want to change too!
April Fools
Mangelsdorf spotted protesting for Palestine, pledges to support students
“My responsibility as [UR’s] president is to protect and support students,” Mangelsdorf told the crowd.
April Fools
I do, I don’t, I really don’t: The Marriage Pact story
Once again, if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that this school is goddamn tiny, and do you really want to marry anyone you took Calculus with?